TIGER WOODS SOAP OPERA

Our Taiwanese cousins have decided to make a soap opera about the swings and trials of Tiger Woods.

It gets especially good at the 55 sec mark.




Cant wait for the next episode.

Here is a preview publicity shot:

THE WORLDS BEST POLICE FORCE

You would have thought with the best lead the Bolivian police had to go on being this photofit , this man would have had no problem evading justice.



But to their credit they have made an arrest

MICHAEL JACKSON RISES FROM THE GRAVE TO COMMENT ON THIERY HENRY

Wait 22 secs for it to kick in.



The massed ranks of Fake and Plastic Paddys have been on the warpath.

Fans in Georgia will be googling "karma" and having a jolly good laugh.

COOL DUDE OR A TIT? , YOU DECIDE

To me its a rhetorical question:

THE BEAUTIFUL GAME

If Nemanja Vidic ever gets injured this lady would be the perfect replacement:




To think she got away with a yellow:

BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE

If you are having a lousy nothing has gone right from start to finish day at work then look at the poor waitress below and console yourself things are never that bad.

BERUVIAN SEXUAL POSITIONS

One learns new things every day.

First was the discovery Obama Barack has won the Nobel prize for delivering the square root of fuck all for peace , apart from doubling the troops committed to the only war in which he has affected an interest and increased the rate of drone attacks which have resulted in the peace of some eight Hundred civilians ( aka collateral's).

Then we have the worlds newest nation called Beru and , lastly they have introduced some remarkable sexual positions to the world already in their very short history , check this video out at the 1-20 mark:



Also check-out the the mimes of Maradona , namely the incredible puking man and the human swallow.

BERNARD PONSONBY "SETS ABOOT" JOHN SMEATON

Burning Man kicking and court dodging Charlatan John Smeaton gives a cringeworthy have- a- go- comedy-gold performance during a press conference announcing his standing as a MP candidate in Glasgow:




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ZIDANE HAS STILL GOT IT

Zidane shows it is not only football talents he has:

It gets seriously good at the 1min 40 sec mark.




In 1995, Blackburn Rovers coach Kenny Dalglish had expressed interest in signing both Zidane and Dugarry, to which team owner Jack Walker reportedly replied, "Why do you want to sign Zidane when we have Tim Sherwood?"

RAGING HUN

An all time classic from last season , back by popular demand.



An eloquent erudite analysis of the shortcomings of Mr. Murrays running of Rangers FC.

And here is a follow-up Telephone call made from the Peepoos spokesman to Chairman Murray himself:

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RANGERS CHAIRMANS TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY WOES

Another classic from David Murray , the "Peepoos" Chairman.He rues the day Fergus McCann entered the scene.

RANGERS FAN ON X FACTOR

An old one , but a classic all the same.



The story behind it is the Song was written and sung by a Rangers Fan ( original voice) when they were looking for alternatives to the banned Billy Boys which would have got rangers into to trouble.
The song never quite caught on due to its complexity and sophisticated historical themes.
It has now become a cult anthem enjoyed by Celtic and Rangers supporters the world over.

WORST PENALTY IN HISTORY.........

Step forward Mr. Del Piero.....

It comes 14ish seconds in.